So, I had this great recipe for a salad, but a team of shadowy operators broke into my house and tried to steal it. But these two ambitious newspaper reporters uncovered the culprit, and it turned out this thing went all the way to the top... The president of salad wanted to know my recipe. Well, I'll tell you the secret: Nothing classes up a salad like pudding. Anyway, this whole deal turned into a big scandal. People are calling it Watergatesalad-gate.